4,5,6 (the sequel trilogy)

4. I have found a meal (and dessert) from a chain restaurant that has made it into my top 5 of all time meals. The meal in question?... "What could it be?" you ask? Well... I'll tell you first that the name of the restaurant providing these mouth watering bits of orgasmic satisfaction is Chili's. That's right. They may "Grill like no place else" I don't know. What I do know is that the Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Cheeseburger (cooked medium rare) is quite possibly the best eating this side of chain restaurant world. It's Juicy. It's flavorful, it's just a little bit spicy, it's got the blue cheese kick, and for the love of god.... IT HAS BACON on it. It is the best hamburger I've ever had.... and I've gotten it about 6 times... and it is ALWAYS awesome. The desert in question is called the Molten Chocolate Cake, and it is warm chocolate oozing goo, surrounded by warm chocolate cake, topped with vanilla ice cream covered in hot chocolate and caramel sauce. There are no words to describe how nut bustlingly spectacular this dessert is.... so I wont try any further.... I only can beg you try it ... for the love of god, and your own desire you must try this cake.

5. While at lunch today (at chilis btw) with my friend Jennifer we got to talking. It turns out that her (10 yr old or so) cousin was visiting her mom. While there the 10 yr old (male btw) was sitting around playing with Jennifer's 20 something yr old brothers condom (not used I assume). The mom walks in to find out what this popping noise was. Turns out the kid was stretching and releasing the condom like a rubberband. The mom asks where he got it yada yada yada... it turns out the kid was out in the stream behind the house using the condom to catch minnows.... get it....  lol.... What are the odds he'd be using it for its intended purpose?

6. I was about to make myself some coffee a few moments ago when I realized in horror that my coffee cup had not been washed out since the list time I used it. It turns out that the coffee which was left over from about 2 weeks ago was now a layer of ... we'll call it "mud" about half an inch thick. I tried to wash it out in the sink but it was nothing doing.... even the hot water could not penetrate even 1/8 of an inch. I poked at it with a spoon for a bit with some luck and finally decided to pour some boiling water in there and let that have a crack at it. After letting it set for a few moments I began to mix the mud up with the hot water. Eureka! It was working.... partially. The mud began to peel up from the bottom in 1/2 round chunks that were brown with some bluish green layers.... After a few minutes of scraping and digging with a spoon I was able to get most of the chunks out... but at this point they had begun to clog up the plug hole of the sink. I began to mash at them with the spoon which did the trick, and after a few minutes and about 10 paper towels later I was ready to go. The strange thing is that my fingers now smell like mud (actually muddy dirty...) and not like coffee.... I wonder how much they actually had in common.... Do I smell an experiment?