And it happened to me twice...
My first run in with Mr. Porcelain....
2 beers +
1 shot of gin +
3 gin and juices +
1 shot of kahlua +
1/5 a bottle of wine +
1/5 a bottle of champagne
=
my limit
that all resulted in
watching 1 episode of wife swap
watching office space
3 blog entries (each more incoherent than the last)
3 games of telephone
and (although it took 12 hrs, and I had already sobered up for hrs by then) 2 unpleasant trips to V town.
At some point along the way there was also
1 screaming "crazy" drunk
1 "kept getting sick" drunk
and if I'm not mistaken someone somewhere ripped a towel holder off the wall....
so... 24 hrs later... was it worth it... well... seeing how I've spent most of my sunday either throwing up, or wishing I was dead.... I'm going to go with no.... but if I had stopped at say... 2 beers, and 1 shot of gin it would have been perfect.
Lets also not forget that I had already purchased tickets for the final UT basketball game of the season, for myself and Wendy but was too sick to use them =(
I think I'm going to try to keep these types of experiences to a minimum from now on.....
It should also be noted that in the previous entry.... I was typing that up on a laptop, and am not quite sure what "mouse" I was referring to....
3 comments:
soooo...had a good weekend eh? who was with you when you were doing all of this drinking? or were you a lonely drunk?
1) Don't drink bears
2) Don't shoot gin.
3) Don't shoot kaluha
4) Don't mix bears with champagne and kaluha and gin and grapefruit juice
5) Drink water
Party hard. When I buy a fridge I'm having a party.
are we going to lunch today?
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