This is a blog that rubberlegs posted.... I thought it was so funny I had to blog it.... This is entirely his work.
Fuck Cell Phones
Seriously.
I've never owned a cell phone that I really liked. No one does. You hate the one you have, you will hate the next one you have too. They all suck.
I killed mine last night. At Freddies I hit it with a butter knife, cracking the screen. I wanted to give it some character. Cell phone karma is a bitch, I guess, because later on I dropped it in the sink while doing dishes. It's dead now. It really didn't even get much water on it. They build them to self destruct, and charge your $200 for a new one, or you have to resign a contract to get a $50 rebate that never comes. It's a racket. Bend over, here's your new PCS, rather POS phone, it has a camera so after I shove it up your ass and activate it you can get a colonscopy too. That's 15 cents a minute, however. And if you shit out your phone before your contract is up you owe us $199. Thanks for shopping at Sprint!
I've lived almost 3 months now without a refridgerator, but I can't live one friggin' day without a cell phone.
Has anyone ever gone to a Sprint store because they wanted to? Nope. It has to suck to be a Sprint employee, everyone going into that store already hates you.
Had to vent.
I've never owned a cell phone that I really liked. No one does. You hate the one you have, you will hate the next one you have too. They all suck.
I killed mine last night. At Freddies I hit it with a butter knife, cracking the screen. I wanted to give it some character. Cell phone karma is a bitch, I guess, because later on I dropped it in the sink while doing dishes. It's dead now. It really didn't even get much water on it. They build them to self destruct, and charge your $200 for a new one, or you have to resign a contract to get a $50 rebate that never comes. It's a racket. Bend over, here's your new PCS, rather POS phone, it has a camera so after I shove it up your ass and activate it you can get a colonscopy too. That's 15 cents a minute, however. And if you shit out your phone before your contract is up you owe us $199. Thanks for shopping at Sprint!
I've lived almost 3 months now without a refridgerator, but I can't live one friggin' day without a cell phone.
Has anyone ever gone to a Sprint store because they wanted to? Nope. It has to suck to be a Sprint employee, everyone going into that store already hates you.
Had to vent.
2 comments:
you need a new post dude. stop scammin' on my shit.
matt,
my phone went in some ice tea. it broke. read the blog. i'll call you if i get a new one tomorrow. doubtful.
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